The water pump bearing - Shell Alvania #2 grease one stroke :(, Check oil in the carb piston damper, two drops of oil the distributor drive, top up engine oil - well this one is just a check and top as required.
Every 1000 miles it is 14 grease nipples on the front suspension and 2 on the prop shaft. Last time I took the Civic for a wash at the station nearby, I asked the dude there if he had a grease gun; I got back a very strange look from him.
Every 2500 miles engine, gear and diff oil change, oil trafficators.
Every 5000 miles change oil filter, and grease wheel bearings.
Very tiring!!!
By comparison my Civic goes for a oil change every 5000km, and my BMW 745 used to go for a service when the service message came up about every 14,000Km or so.