A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do
u
know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon
in
Punjab!
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and
sits
on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should
be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U
know
Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's
already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
will
come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come
first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO
RAIN, NO
MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSardar:
-
Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT
YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he
was
driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a
woman
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening
not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend
just
says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of
friends
last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while
sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what...---To avoid side effect!!!
Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar
kaho ke
..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte
ho
gita pe haath rakho.....
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know
how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please
recharge your card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs
Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them
rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions
on
the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the
line
said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
The
first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.
Q How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher
erases
the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
Q Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A Because he wanted
to
measure how much he has slept........
Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts
his
own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and
finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
NO OFFENCE FOR SARDARS
