I haven't laughed so hard in a month! LOLOLOLOLOL!
A joke to pass the time:
Three great filmi directors were at a party at the Cannes Film Festival in France playing Charades. "Let's guess a movie scene of one of our movies." Said Cecil B. Demille, the great American Director from the 1960's, "I'll go first"
Cecil held his arms up high and wide with a walking stick and said, "Guess the scene!"
"Charlton Heston in 'The Ten Commandments!'" Said Stephen Spielburg..." My turn!" Stephen said:
Stephen held his one bony finger high up in the air and pointed while wigling it, "Guess!"
Yash Chopra chimed in, "ET - The Extra Terrestrial!"...Now it's my turn, Yash thought...But what can I show these sallah "goras"..."I got it he thought. After looking around the room, Yash turned on the cieling fan, jumped up on the table and pulled his pants down, baring his ass....."Bataa?" He demanded, "Mey kia whon?"
After a long pause and dirty looks, he said, "Gand Vith the Vind!"
