This forum is becoming boring!

[levin]

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

[levin]

Q: Know why the British don't make computers?
A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil!

[levin]

Q: When does a man open the door of the car for his wife?
A.When he has a new car.
B.When he has a new wife.

[Salarzae]

lol@levin

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this is what I call brain farts....

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

[Salarzae]

more.........

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

[levin]

If Microsoft Built Cars...
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats

[levin]

:))

[Salarzae]

There once was a man from Bombay

Who made a c$u%n*t out of clay

He stuck in, his d#%&ck

The thing turned to brick

And rubbed his foreskin away

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its for the lick@nite!

lol!

[levin]

bumper sticker

All the parts falling off this car are of the finest British Workmanship

[Camouflage]

Experience is what we get when we do not get what we want. Where are the administrators. Can't they stop them!

[levin]

bumper sticker

All the parts falling off this car are of the finest British Workmanship

[Voyager]

@Salarzae,

I left my Pocket Pc in office and ur number is stored on it. It's -20 degree outside and every thing is freezing. Pls send me ur number at my gmail account so that I we can talk. I tried calling Agha & Levin bt both not responding.

Cheers mate

[levin]

voyager,, sorry my ph is sleeping at this hr.lol,,,(kidding i am downstairs, ph is upstairs somewhere

[JumboJet]

OverLoaded

[levin]

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

[Salarzae]

@Voyager

u got mail!

but not from Meg Ryan, from me!! lol!

[JumboJet]

Fish thieves are lurking all around

[Salarzae]

@levin

I can't hold my laugh... LOTFLMAO!!!!

hahhahhaah
ahhahaha
ahhaha...

r u pointing @me!!

[Voyager]

@Salarzae,
Giving a ring reminded me a joke.
Sardar jee was out on his first date. The girl asked Sardar Jee ‘would U give me a ring on our engagement?” Sardar Jee replied “Off course I will give u a ring, I have ur cell number.

[JumboJet]

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