I've created this topic because I really liked it when I read an old thread by @Storm bhai one of the senior member of Pakwheels, You've seen alot of weird question in different section of Pakwheels post on this thread lets bring back the fun and humor I hope you will enjot the thread 
Following are the list of some question I picked from old thread so new members can get idea and I hope you can answer them 
- Why does the petrol needle not move on my CNG car no matter how much i drive it?
- Why do the brakes make so much noise and smoke when I drive with the handbrake up?
- Why do the doors keep opening when I pull the door handle?
- Why do my wipers make noise every time I use them without water?
- When does Vtec activate in land cruiser diesel?
- My mehran is lighter than a Bugatti, why is it slower?
- I have type-r R stickers on my car but it doesn't feel faster
- Does the corolla 2.0D saloon have a 20V engine?
- Will my diesel car be faster if I use 100% high octane?
- Why is it that I can do easily hit 60 in my street but can't break 100 on the motorway?
- In Europe oils have cleaning agents, so why did my engine seize after i put sweep in my oil?
- Can I fit 20's to my mehran
- Can I lower my car by parking it in a ditch?
- How come my superturbonitroinjected civics meter is only till 240?
- Will a body kit make my car faster?
- Should I diet to improve my cars power to weight ratio?
- Can auto coure beat ferrari in a race in pindi traffic?
- I'm only asking for 12 lacks for my white 1996 mehran with CNG, why won't it sell??
- How to fit 49 inch plasma screen on my cherry’s dashboard
- What size are the Pakwheels?
- How can I fit a V8 in my FX?
- Instead of wax can i use cooking oil?
- Should I fit 4 tip plugs in my Hilux D4D?
- Should I buy coure or range rover?
- Can I fit real ostrich skin seats to my bolan? Where from?
- How much power will my Mehran give with TURBO???
- 1.8 vtec fix in Starlet?
- Have 25 Lacs need help to choose a car.
- Brother what type of kit is this efi or carburator?
- Can i install a 35 in woofer in my vitz?
- How can i do burnout in my 4x4 prado?
- If I fit NOS in my khyber will i be able to beat a ferrari in a drag race?
- Why are all the PW ricers fitting performance pars and not bothering to get the brakes upgraded at the sme time? Do they already know that after the mods their cars will be standing with their bonnets open at the wokshops 364days a year, or will they fit an anchor in the end?
- Does the tubeless tyre come with the tube?
- Does mehran comes with VVTI engine?
- How can i optimize my khyber's performance so that it can break the sound barrier?
- If i throw my friend out of my moving mehran. will it give nos effect ?
- What’s the displacement of your car when it’s parked?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Y cant i CUM before 3800 RPM?
- If i put viagra in my fuel wil it stiffen my suspension?
- Why does everyone keep writing PWCID on my posts?
- Why do all these muppets mix up the tuning stages in Gran turismo with the tuning packages offered by real tuners?
- Is smoking forbidden on highway?
our captain @capsat sir & head master @Xulfiqar sir can answer above queries 
