Help Required: I don't want to share my car

[RAcEkrAzE]

bro just park ur car at any of your friends house and say ur phuppa that my friend took the car..
or just take out the plugs and battery wires and just fit them at their positions as such they r connected but actually they r not and then the car will not b able to start so ur phuppa cannot take the car with himself...

[imtishal]

interesting dilemma.Happened to me too.
Back in 2005 i had a mehran,my first car,so naturally i used to take care of her as much as i can.A close relative (in my case,my chacha) used to borrow her often and as someone already said 'maal-e-muft dil-e-bayrehm' wala hisab tha.I tried to communicate him about not liking his habits, but no result.So I talked to one of my frd,he took the car when chacha came to my house(to borrow the car,i told him kah frd laye kar gaya hai abhi aa jaye ga,ap thoura wait kar lein),meanwhile my frd came back with car all muddy and dirty inside out.And i started getting angry/abusing him loudly(it was planned),and as said in punjabi 'uski maa-bhen eik kar di'. Making sure that chacha will be listening to all this.
Since that day he never asked to borrow my car..

[onlyfaith]

Well your Phupha sahi Mufta marta ha :P,

well here is a nasty idea.

Make a duplicate key........ then know where you phupha goes and parks. Sneak the Car from there Park it at a safe place which you are sure that your car wont get stolen....
Then enjoy

thats a cool idea!

[onlyfaith]

And then how would I bring my car back to home?
He will come to know that I stole my car myself.

arai bhai!

you can tell him that you went to police for FIR!

the car is with the car thiefs at unknown location, they called you and asking for 1/3 rd of the price!

then you bring the car home and tell him that you paid it, borrowed money from someone!

[rizi_85]

interesting dilemma.Happened to me too.
Back in 2005 i had a mehran,my first car,so naturally i used to take care of her as much as i can.A close relative (in my case,my chacha) used to borrow her often and as someone already said 'maal-e-muft dil-e-bayrehm' wala hisab tha.I tried to communicate him about not liking his habits, but no result.So I talked to one of my frd,he took the car when chacha came to my house(to borrow the car,i told him kah frd laye kar gaya hai abhi aa jaye ga,ap thoura wait kar lein),meanwhile my frd came back with car all muddy and dirty inside out.And i started getting angry/abusing him loudly(it was planned),and as said in punjabi 'uski maa-bhen eik kar di'. Making sure that chacha will be listening to all this.
Since that day he never asked to borrow my car..

+1 this is the most suitable idea so far.

In such cases, the best defense can be your parents. Same situation arises with me sometimes. If the other person is of age group, I refuse to give my car straight away if he is someone I don't like. And if he is elder then I let my mom deal with it.

You should try the above mentioned method. May be he will get the message

[versatilegenious]

SHort circuit the ignition switch (Chor switch)
If you being over adventurous then Ask him for hs bike and then r**e her like he did urs

[versatilegenious]

Gentle ways:
Ask your parents to help you
Straight away say your Phupa that my car's (some mechanical problem) is giving me a problem will you take it to a mechanic? or will you pay me a share?

[Titanium]

interesting dilemma.Happened to me too.
Back in 2005 i had a mehran,my first car,so naturally i used to take care of her as much as i can.A close relative (in my case,my chacha) used to borrow her often and as someone already said 'maal-e-muft dil-e-bayrehm' wala hisab tha.I tried to communicate him about not liking his habits, but no result.So I talked to one of my frd,he took the car when chacha came to my house(to borrow the car,i told him kah frd laye kar gaya hai abhi aa jaye ga,ap thoura wait kar lein),meanwhile my frd came back with car all muddy and dirty inside out.And i started getting angry/abusing him loudly(it was planned),and as said in punjabi 'uski maa-bhen eik kar di'. Making sure that chacha will be listening to all this.
Since that day he never asked to borrow my car..

The best one so far.
Otherwise

Post your phuppas tel no here and then "dekh tamasha".
We all can do what you are reluctant to do. :)

[hanzala]

totally helpless!

[wrangler79]

Guys thanks for your valuable comments, lets see what happens in the coming days as I am fed up with this situation.
I was thinking that it is better that I deal with it through some technical solution rather than dealing it socially.
A few years ago when we were in uni, we made a project named "Appliances control using DTMF enabled telephone set". In that project we used to switch on/off different home appliances with the help of cellphone, sitting in some remote location. Like we called the number which was connected to that circuit, then press 1 for A/C, press 2 for refrigerator, press 3 for lights, press 4 for fans etc. But it was a bit expensive as along with the circuitry (DTMF to binary converter, optocoupler, micro-controller), it also requires a mobile cellphone to be connected.
How about connecting that kind of a project with my car's ignition system. It would be so much fun that while lying in my blanket, I can switch off the car when we was on some long route and then switching it on after half an hour.
But I am afraid that circuitry cannot bear the heat of engine.
Necessity is the mother of invention.

[kamee4u]

Bhai get timer switch(half hour) installed can buy from electronic market (used in microwave,oven,washing machine)when he borrow the car start the timer after half hour he is pushing the car on road after few time pushing he will never borrow it again but please let your phoopa know the car have problem and it stop after 20~25 minute drive so he is prepare

[farhan678]

but then he will go to mechanic or electrician and wear and tear will b started in no time. think of something else

[2c]

but then he will go to mechanic or electrician and wear and tear will b started in no time. think of something else

OP can say its a chor switch so no problem

[margallar]

gari ki spark plugs ki leads hila do kay missing karey. woh jab ayein aisay karo shayad jaldi sukoon a jaye

[margallar]

phatta hoa silencer lagwa lo. woh sharam kay marey nai mangain gai

[airomerix]

One of the best topics on PW so far! very very informative!

[xain91]

Your dad seems to be the only person who might be able yo help you. ask him to talk to your phuppo to sort this problem out. Obviously your dad would be aware of your love for your car so he can convince them.

[2c]

One of the best topics on PW so far! very very informative!

you must be very found of indian serials

[ngen]

You should give your car sometimes for short periods like 2-3 hours or so ... long periods just refuse and say you need the car ... you can ask when you will get the car back ... if it's more than 2-3 hours then tell them you need to go to a friends place or to the workshop and need the car, or even a job interview ... do this everytime they ask.

when they take the car and are late in bringing back the car then start calling them every 10 mins saying i need my car ... once they come back grab the keys and drive off to sea view and have an ice-cream or something.

when you keep calling them they'll get uncomfortable and will prefer not to take your car coz you bug them during their peaceful cruise or shopping or whatever they are doing.

at the same time you can be polite and respectful to your elders. after a while they'll get the point you're trying to make.

[zafaryab3]

just straight up tell him to keep it clean.. nothing rude abt that its just the truth. try tlking to ur mom or suthing