Motorcycles banned in Karachi and Quetta tomorrow

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Ban everything! The day is not far when Interior Minister Rehman Malik will ban even humans because, if there won’t be any humans on the roads, then how would the terrorists kill anyone? According security agencies’ analogy, this would work perfectly well.

Apart from banning motorcycles on the first of Moharram  i.e. 16th November, CNG would also be remained closed and whether cell phones would be shut down or not, will be decided in the tomorrow morning.

There are at least 1.4 million registered motorcycles in Karachi and about 0.12 million in Quetta.

Interior Minister, Rehman Malik, in a statement announced that motorbikes would not be allowed to come on the roads from 6:00 AM to 7:00 PM on Friday.

“We have intelligence reports that terrorists are planning to strike using motorcycles” Malik said while talking to media.

Cars with window tints are also banned and owners are told to carry all documents of their cars with them tomorrow.

While the markets are told to not open before 10 AM and closed by 5 AM.

See, it all makes sense, we have essentially banned humans from coming out so that the terrorists, can’t find anyone to target.

Baber K. Khan

An auto enthusiast trying to bring car media mainstream.

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